- Buy a General Motors licensed kit to turn a Saturn into an Oldsmobile
- Hire a crew from Sears to do an not-so-extreme makeover of your house
- Buy a Columbia MP3 Machine from Sony
- Get news from the EIB News Service
- Pick a Lymon off of a Sprite Tree.
If you are amused, or slightly annoyed, please read our post entitled Wacky Fun Brand Extensions We Would Like to See.